I am the coolest, F all of you!

[NJGSX96]

Just wanted to post that I drive an exotic. I think you should all know that. I don't got a lot of money but you don't need to know that. I drive a car many can only dream of and that is what matters to me and anyone else I know. Me. I rule. I got a big cock too. It currently has posion ivy on it, but it will go away and when it does I'll be fucking again on the hood of my exotic. I wish more cool people like me existed but they don't so oh well. I am the most successful bitch in my own mind. I don't care what you all think. You are all just jealous. Peace.

[DrSmile]

You would never fuck on the hood of your Lotusfaction... you're too busy wiping it off with a diaper. 8)

[Utah Joe]

Excuse me beotch!!!!!!!!!!!

I happen to own a 67 Mustang GT, which has been voted one of the sexist cars of all times in numerous polls. So piss on your exotic!!!! I will put money on the fact that my mustang will drop more panties then the loti :lol:

[Greg97GSX]

Fuck you all, I drive a SUPRA which means "celestial" or "from the heavens". Beat that pussies... :lol:

[gtluke]

everyone knows the gvr4 dominates all

[Greg97GSX]

I will put money on the fact that my mustang will drop more panties then the loti :lol:

It sure will........In the 50+ year old female group

[Utah Joe]

I will put money on the fact that my mustang will drop more panties then the loti :lol:

It sure will........In the 50+ year old female group

no way, I have met plenty of underage girls while driving the mustang. :lol:

[DrSmile]

Stop driving past grade schools with balloons!

[Nate Crisman]

Now THIS is fucking comedy. :P

[Utah Joe]

Stop driving past grade schools with balloons!

want to go for a ride in a car like daddy has? :lol:

[Utah Joe]

Just wanted to post that I drive an exotic. I think you should all know that. I don't got a lot of money but you don't need to know that. I drive a car many can only dream of and that is what matters to me and anyone else I know. Me. I rule. I got a big cock too. It currently has posion ivy on it, but it will go away and when it does I'll be fucking again on the hood of my exotic. I wish more cool people like me existed but they don't so oh well. I am the most successful bitch in my own mind. I don't care what you all think. You are all just jealous. Peace.

can you tell me more about all of the cool and famous people that you have met in the lotus world? I want to live vicariously through you.

[NJGSX96]

You would never fuck on the hood of your Lotusfaction... you're too busy wiping it off with a diaper. 8)

how do you think I keep it as smooth as a baby's bottom? I rub it with the ass of whatever chick I'm banging! Duh!


I happen to own a 67 Mustang GT, which has been voted one of the sexist cars of all times in numerous polls. So piss on your exotic!!!! I will put money on the fact that my mustang will drop more panties then the loti

Please. That heap of crap couldn't get a grandma to drop her drawers, biatch!


Fuck you all, I drive a SUPRA which means "celestial" or "from the heavens". Beat that pussies...

Pussy, please. They only thing driving a Supra proves is that your vagina is bigger than everyone elses. Supra... please... It must be a true exotic. Toyota built it. Bitch car. It has what? 500HP modded up? 1000HP modded up? Don't matter, still runs 12.0s all day. Go run some Hondafanboy from a roll.


can you tell me more about all of the cool and famous people that you have met in the lotus world? I want to live vicariously through you.

I sure can. They are all almost as cool as me and definitely cooler than any of you. "Nuff said.

Listen, I don't want to come off as perfect or arrogant or thinking I am better than anyone or anything but the truth hurts and you all suck and want nothing more than to be like me. I have it all. Friends, family, cars, money, admirers and everything. try hard, work hard and maybe one day you can be 1/100th of the person I am. I drive an exotic! Peace!

[Utah Joe]

rich, can I wash my clothes with your pee?

Furthermore, has your car been the star of a steve mcqueen movie? I think not. So until it does, its queer. In fact your car was the star of a julia roberts chick flick. Did it come with a free dress and matching shoes :lol:

[gtluke]

notice that he can't contest my remark that the gvr4 is the car jesus christ himself would drive if he came back today.

[Utah Joe]

Luke, nothing againt your galant, but jesus dresses he would be rocking a mid 60's VW bus.

[NJGSX96]

notice that he can't contest my remark that the gvr4 is the car jesus christ himself would drive if he came back today.

I bet you money Jesus would be rocking a JDM GVR4. Why? Because he had no money when he was here the first time and won't have any this time either so he will need to find the biggest piece of shit he can find but is still easy to fix. Galant fits that bill. it would have been a 1G but he needs room for his Apostles and needs the 4 doors.


Furthermore, has your car been the star of a steve mcqueen movie? I think not. So until it does, its queer. In fact your car was the star of a julia roberts chick flick. Did it come with a free dress and matching shoes

Julie Roberts as a hooker geting her panties wet over it. hells yeah! Lotus owns all. While Steve McQueen was rubbing his nuts on the Ford emblem, James Bond was bagging chicks left and right. Why? He drove a Lotus. How about a gratuitous beaver shot? Basic Instinct. Sharon Stone wets herself all movie on the Connolly leather. And How about If Looks Could Kill? Hell yeah. Richard Grieco gets the girl, kills the bad guys and saves the world. F'n A!

[gtluke]

i blame lotus for the death of james dean

[Utah Joe]

notice that he can't contest my remark that the gvr4 is the car jesus christ himself would drive if he came back today.

I bet you money Jesus would be rocking a JDM GVR4. Why? Because he had no money when he was here the first time and won't have any this time either so he will need to find the biggest piece of shit he can find but is still easy to fix. Galant fits that bill. it would have been a 1G but he needs room for his Apostles and needs the 4 doors.


Furthermore, has your car been the star of a steve mcqueen movie? I think not. So until it does, its queer. In fact your car was the star of a julia roberts chick flick. Did it come with a free dress and matching shoes

Julie Roberts as a hooker geting her panties wet over it. hells yeah! Lotus owns all. While Steve McQueen was rubbing his nuts on the Ford emblem, James Bond was bagging chicks left and right. Why? He drove a Lotus. How about a gratuitous beaver shot? Basic Instinct. Sharon Stone wets herself all movie on the Connolly leather. And How about If Looks Could Kill? Hell yeah. Richard Grieco gets the girl, kills the bad guys and saves the world. F'n A!

Nigga Please!!!! Mcqueen was banging Jacqueline Bisset in that movie, a very choice piece of BRITISH ass who got tired of limp dicked lotus driver.

While james bond was driving his lotus underwater playing gay chicken with q. Nick cage was rocking a 67 while angelina was bobbing his knob.
:lol:

[NJGSX96]

i blame lotus for the death of james dean

Why? Because they delayed his car? I agree. If he was in the Lotus instead of his crappy VW Porsche, he'd still be alive.

[gtluke]

yup
if he was in the lotus, he's be so much slower that the oncoming car would have passed him much much earlier.

[twizzle]

http://web.njit.edu/~jaf29/jes.jpg

[NJGSX96]

yup
if he was in the lotus, he's be so much slower that the oncoming car would have passed him much much earlier.

You're dreaming! That Lotus he was supposed to get was FAR superior and he would have been where he was going already!

[Greg97GSX]

Fuck you all, I drive a SUPRA which means "celestial" or "from the heavens". Beat that pussies...

Pussy, please. They only thing driving a Supra proves is that your vagina is bigger than everyone elses. Supra... please... It must be a true exotic. Toyota built it. Bitch car. It has what? 500HP modded up? 1000HP modded up? Don't matter, still runs 12.0s all day. Go run some Hondafanboy from a roll.


Bitch paleeeeze!! You were the first one standing in line with money in one hand and jerking your dick in the other waiting to drive it. 12's is still 2.5 seconds faster than your "exotic" in the 1/4... bro

[gtluke]

jesus would only drive a vanagon if it was a popup like the one richard was concieved in

[Greg97GSX]

jesus would only drive a vanagon if it was a popup like the one richard was concieved in

Bwahahahaha :lol:

[NJGSX96]

Bitch paleeeeze!! You were the first one standing in line with money in one hand and jerking your dick in the other waiting to drive it. 12's is still 2.5 seconds faster than your "exotic" in the 1/4... bro

I am too busy fucking and being me to worry about my drivin ability in the 1/4 mile. Give the car to my professional driver and it will run 12s bitch. Your Supra needs gazillion HP to do that. Now why don't you turn the computer off and get back to making out with your boyfriend.

[NJGSX96]

jesus would only drive a vanagon if it was a popup like the one richard was concieved in

You wish you could be conceived in something so cool. I did a lot of fucking in a a vanagon when i was younger. Yeah they were all hippies but who cares, I was stoned and laid. So while you where playing Dungeons and Dragons, hoping the cute guy with the braces and a bad case of acne liked you and your +4 lance of homosexuality, I was fucking hot chicks, getting high and fucking some more!

[Nate Crisman]

Luke, nothing againt your galant, but jesus dresses he would be rocking a mid 60's VW bus.

bible says he will be riding a donkey. What car would be the modern day = to a donkey. Probobly a kia or a hyundia. (cheap slow shit).

Utah, they all had long hair and wore Jerusalem Cruisers back in the 100's. :lol:

[Utah Joe]

back in the 100's. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gtluke]

the waitress at jose teja's gave me a magic card last night.
she could feel my dorkness.
then i tried to explain to her magic online, and i wanted to kill myself.

[gtluke]

ask ryan
he was there
so was steve
stupid no edit

[NJGSX96]

Luke you fucking dick. Thanks for the phone call!

[gtluke]

ryan called me!
they were at my office putting together transmissions and called.
i came
yell at ryan

[helite99]

Skylines own all ladies

[1gnasty]

Skylines own all ladies
fuck that a ruf ctr own all

[90goldtsiawd]

Rich will you race the cobra when I get it in your exotic? I'll even leave it boner stock for you, just the way you like it.

[CollegeDropout]

even barbie falls for 300ZX drivers. beat that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8AQyc8ppk

[1gnasty]

even barbie falls for 300ZX drivers. beat that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8AQyc8ppk
wow u are gay and so is your car :lol:

[CollegeDropout]

hey juan the last time i saw you, you were driving a caravan, lol

[1gnasty]

hey juan the last time i saw you, you were driving a caravan, lol
lol
its called a smart dd. I haven't been pulled over in like 2 years...besides, all the cool kids drive them rolf :wink:

[AWD 4TW]

hey juan the last time i saw you, you were driving a caravan, lol

Caravans do wicked burn outs faggot, chicks dig burnouts.

[90goldtsiawd]

hey juan the last time i saw you, you were driving a caravan, lol

Caravans do wicked burn outs faggot, chicks dig burnouts.

DON'T FORGET REVERSE DONUTS!!!

[BigT]

I dont know about any of you guys, but i'm the fuckin man! I drive a fuckin hott 2g dsm, getting a degree pretty soon, and have started working for a Fortune 100 company. On top of that, i just turned 21 this past summer. I was just at a chic's house tonight with her begging for me to be with her and on top of that, i'm dead fuckin sexy. I should just stop before my head gets too big. Oh yeah, i have a big one of those too. So in rich's words, "F all of you!!"

[DrSmile]

Chicks dig wagons! I win damnit!

[gtluke]

rene is right
he's got the perfect car for picking up




lesbians


:) :) :)

[AWD 4TW]

You guys are all lame, i have sex with underage sluts. I WIN! haha

[90goldtsiawd]

Now that I parted out my dsm I don't feel like I have the need to waste my time posting on these boards too much or stay in touch with you guys anymore.





^I wonder who I'm referring to?

[helite99]

Now that I parted out my dsm I don't feel like I have the need to waste my time posting on these boards too much or stay in touch with you guys anymore.





^I wonder who I'm referring to?


i wonder who that is? i have my ideas

[Utah Joe]

and have started working for a Fortune 100 company.

walmart? :wink:

[BigT]

and have started working for a Fortune 100 company.

walmart? :wink:

No...think food industry. And no, i'm not a union warehouse worker. I work in the HR department. :wink:

[90goldtsiawd]

and have started working for a Fortune 100 company.

walmart? :wink:

No...think food industry. And no, i'm not a union warehouse worker. I work in the HR department. :wink:

Homosexual Research?

[gtluke]

mcdonalds

[90goldtsiawd]

mcdonalds

I was gonna say that!

[bergen.DSM]

this is the funniest shit ever lol
all 4 fucking pages made me laugh but i must admit i own all cuz i dont drive shit.

i take the bus and meet banging ass ladies ont he bus.


BANG BUS baby.

[helite99]

this is the funniest shit ever lol
all 4 fucking pages made me laugh but i must admit i own all cuz i dont drive shit.

i take the bus and meet banging ass ladies ont he bus.


BANG BUS baby.

lol mexican :roll:

:wink: miss you mayko

[CHRIS]

whenever my friend's GF is drunk she says: "you hate me cuz you ain't me"
i can't exactly figure out why, but the first two pages of this thread really reminded me of her. maybe its because of my jetta, but maybe not.

[BigT]

mcdonalds

No, but i think one of our subdivisions sell to them.

[Utah Joe]

mcdonalds

No, but i think one of our subdivisions sell to them.

I think everyone sells mc'ds somthing along the line.

[NJGSX96]

mcdonalds

No, but i think one of our subdivisions sell to them.

I'll guess either Coke, Pepsi or Sysco.

I wouldn't brag to anyone about working in Human Resources. Only people that take that job are bitches and faggots. :twisted: Say that you have no real title but your job basically is to give the common man hope that the company cares but in real life you are the right hand of the man and your job is to hire and then find reasons to fire. that is what HR does. that and play games on your computer all day.

[bergen.DSM]

this is the funniest shit ever lol
all 4 fucking pages made me laugh but i must admit i own all cuz i dont drive shit.

i take the bus and meet banging ass ladies ont he bus.


BANG BUS baby.

lol mexican :roll:

:wink: miss you mayko

im BRAZILIAN BITCHHH :wink:

[90goldtsiawd]

I wouldn't brag to anyone about working in Human Resources. Only people that take that job are bitches and faggots. :twisted:

HAHAHAHAAAA!!! Classic Rich! :lol:

[Utah Joe]

mcdonalds

No, but i think one of our subdivisions sell to them.

I'll guess either Coke, Pepsi or Sysco.

I wouldn't brag to anyone about working in Human Resources. Only people that take that job are bitches and faggots. :twisted: Say that you have no real title but your job basically is to give the common man hope that the company cares but in real life you are the right hand of the man and your job is to hire and then find reasons to fire. that is what HR does. that and play games on your computer all day.

Big T, dont mind rich. He has developed his huge head because he works with a group of people who are dumber than he is when it comes to computers. He is the "angry" company computer guy.

"Hello PC support"
"whats wrong?"
"well you see the problem is that you are a complete dumbfuck"
"carry your PC up to the roof and jump off the fucking building with it"
"try not to land on my lotus that I paid for by helping people such as yourself"

[90goldtsiawd]

He's Nick Burns.

[NJGSX96]

Nigga please. The fact that I am employeed because there are many people in this world dumber than me is sad. It doesn't give me a huge head but it depresses me, although I am happy for the fact that I am paid for it.

Seriously, think about any company and their HR department. What do you notice? They are all either bitchy women or peter-puffers. As far as the part of they do nothing but hurt the common man, that is true. Plenty of articles floating around about how they are there to make the worker feel like they have a voice when in actuality they are there to do the the dirty work of the executives.

[BigT]

Nigga please. The fact that I am employeed because there are many people in this world dumber than me is sad. It doesn't give me a huge head but it depresses me, although I am happy for the fact that I am paid for it.

Seriously, think about any company and their HR department. What do you notice? They are all either bitchy women or peter-puffers. As far as the part of they do nothing but hurt the common man, that is true. Plenty of articles floating around about how they are there to make the worker feel like they have a voice when in actuality they are there to do the the dirty work of the executives.

I work for Sysco of Metro NY. Rich, you pretty much described my boss. Although a very smart woman, she can be lazy and is quite bitchy. I wish i sat on my ass all day. Sysco will fire anyone just surfing on the net, regardless of what site you are on. :( Monday and Tuesday, I run payroll. The rest of the week is countless reports, i'm the EET admin, and then whatever else help the Generalist needs. Its better to stay busy and be productive than sit and be bored pretending to do something. The day goes by so much faster. The pay is well for a 21 year old living at home, but nothing at all to brag about if i was on my own. When my i'm done with my BA, then i'll start an F ALL OF YOU thread. :lol:

[BigT]

Nigga please.

:lol: :lol: :lol: After meeting you a couple months back, I cant see you saying that. :lol:

[Monger]

fuck yeah, how did I miss this thread? I'd give my pinky toe for a lotus :lol:

[BigT]

I wouldn't brag to anyone about working in Human Resources. Only people that take that job are bitches and faggots. :twisted:


Tell that to the Directors and VPs easily making over 100k a year. My boss as a manager is purty darn close to the 6 figure mark. The old VP i work for is about to kiss 200k.


Rich, I wouldnt brag to anyone about owning a slow, forgotten, wish it could be exotic car. :P :twisted:

[NJGSX96]

Nigga please.

:lol: :lol: :lol: After meeting you a couple months back, I cant see you saying that. :lol:

I know right? HAHAHA

[NJGSX96]

I wouldn't brag to anyone about working in Human Resources. Only people that take that job are bitches and faggots. :twisted:


Tell that to the Directors and VPs easily making over 100k a year. My boss as a manager is purty darn close to the 6 figure mark. The old VP i work for is about to kiss 200k.


Rich, I wouldnt brag to anyone about owning a slow, forgotten, wish it could be exotic car. :P :twisted:

I didn't say you couldn't make some bank but there are other jobs that don't label you a bitch or a fag that you could take instead of being HR. I fucking hate HR. I rate it up there with teachers and their fucking tenure and unions. Stupid fucks molding minds. And then we wonder about the "youth of today".

[Utah Joe]

Nigga please.

:lol: :lol: :lol: After meeting you a couple months back, I cant see you saying that. :lol:

are you kidding, its like his favorite phrase :lol:

[AWD 4TW]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/555RS/nplz.gif

[Greg97GSX]

^^^^

Main Entry: Ni·ger
Pronunciation: 'nI-jer, nE-'zher
Function: geographical name
1 river 2600 miles (4184 kilometers) W Africa flowing from Fouta Djallon NE, SE, & S into Gulf of Guinea
2 country W Africa; a republic, until 1958 a territory of French West Africa capital Niamey area 459,073 square miles (1,188,999 square kilometers), population 8,516,000


Nice try though....

[CollegeDropout]

greg diaf, that picture is classic, lol

[gtluke]

lol at that pic

[AWD 4TW]

Its seems that people think my pic is funny besides you greg, this could be a sign that you are gay. :twisted:

[gtluke]

that and i've seen him make a spinich dip inside a sourdough breadbowl

[AWD 4TW]

that and i've seen him make a spinich dip inside a sourdough breadbowl

Uh oh.

[90goldtsiawd]

I heard he drinks his tea with his pinky out!

[gtluke]

i've actually seen him order a vanilla mocha frappachino or some shit.
:shock:

[CollegeDropout]

now that i think about it greg is a little bit on the fruity side :lol:

[Greg97GSX]

Its seems that people think my pic is funny besides you greg, this could be a sign that you are gay. :twisted:

no, just edumacated

[Greg97GSX]

that and i've seen him make a spinich dip inside a sourdough breadbowl

no more spinach since the ecoli outbreak

[Greg97GSX]

I heard he drinks his tea with his pinky out!

I'm not English, but I do hold a wine glass properly

[Greg97GSX]

i've actually seen him order a vanilla mocha frappachino or some shit.
:shock:

close, it was french vanilla coffee

[gtluke]

:P

[Utah Joe]

now come on. Greg's not gay, maybe he's just a bit metro. :wink:

[Greg97GSX]

metro minus my nail biting habit and wearing blazers and hair all out of whack when I go out in public :lol:

[MikeL]

so that rainbow sticker he has that says I like balls in my face is not gay?

[Greg97GSX]

so that rainbow sticker he has that says I like balls in my face is not gay?

no, I took that off your GSX.. remember?

[gtluke]

i think greg is my only friend who actually takes a comb to his hair daily.

[Utah Joe]

What about me, brent, and ryan?

[NJGSX96]

i think greg is my only friend who actually takes a comb to his hair daily.

I would if I had hair. :( Thank God I am sexy enough to power through the baldness.

[Greg97GSX]

i think greg is my only friend who actually takes a comb to his hair daily.

I literally get out of the shower and throw some paste in my hair and mash it around a bit. I don't want to spend more than 2 mins fixing my hair.

Back in the day, however, I did use a comb. (high school)

[Utah Joe]

I still use my comb and my hair is fabulous!!!!

[AWD 4TW]

i think greg is my only friend who actually takes a comb to his hair daily.

I would if I had hair. :( Thank God I am sexy enough to power through the baldness.

I think ive got more hair on my nuts than on my head, which is all that matters haha.

[gtluke]

i don't even own a comb or brush
or a mirror for that matter. haha
you guys are wimmin

[Utah Joe]

i don't even own a comb or brush
or a mirror for that matter. haha
you guys are wimmin

No offense luke, but we can tell. you look like a homeless person. :wink: :lol:

[gtluke]

thats the look i'm going for.
less people will talk to me that way.

[gtluke]

infact, i learned this from college. i used to look as retarded as possible so girls quit asking me for my notes and shit because i did them on my computer.
just because you have a hole between your legs doesn't mean you can have my shit you dum bitch.
i never gave in. not once. well i did with my friend tony, but he didn't try to convince me with his tits.

[90goldtsiawd]

i never gave in. not once. well i did with my friend tony, but he didn't try to convince me with his tits.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!

[CollegeDropout]

HAHAHAH luke i would never have guessed



actually jk, we all knew to some extent :lol:

[Greg97GSX]

i never gave in. not once. well i did with my friend tony, but he didn't try to convince me with his tits.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!


Bwahahaha.... BOOM!! Headshot!!

[AWD 4TW]

Bwahahaha.... BOOM!! Headshot!!

You wanna go for a jog? Everyone knows you run faster with the knife. - FPS Doug.

[Greg97GSX]

Bwahahaha.... BOOM!! Headshot!!

You wanna go for a jog? Everyone knows you run faster with the knife. - FPS Doug.

Lol..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY&mode=related&search=

[Utah Joe]

i never gave in. not once. well i did with my friend tony, but he didn't try to convince me with his tits.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!

oh my, luke what are you not telling us here?

[Nate Crisman]

i never gave in. not once. well i did with my friend tony, but he didn't try to convince me with his tits.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!

oh my, luke what are you not telling us here?

I think he means the man-tits were not the hottest part he was interested in. Luke was really after the junk, and won't give up the typed notes with the Tony-Sausage first. Only fair afterall.

[gtluke]

deagle headshot the whole fucking lot of you

[AWD 4TW]

Long range AWP shoot GTNoob.

[gtluke]

fuckin tmp kill pwns

[twizzle]

peashooter! dualies to tha face!

[helite99]

deagle headshot the whole fucking lot of you

haha he said deagle :shock:

"its a fact eagles dont fly in flocks, the eagles i got hold 16 shots" -50 cent

[twizzle]

bind mwheelup "+attack"
bind mwheeldown "+attack"

hehehehe

[AWD 4TW]

FUCKING HACKS, FUCKING NOOBS.

[twizzle]

http://www.uranther.com/funnypics/wtfh4x.jpg

[gtluke]

anyone watch the movie mythbusters?
there were some counterstrike references during the gun scenes.

[satanpez]

Direct correlation between shitty hair and having a long term girlfriend.

And HR? Shit. I did that for 3 days while temping. I'd take a 10 year prison stay over a 30 year career as that shit.

Stupid corporate jobs like that suck. Good pay? Cubicle life is the suck. You get a feeling of dirtyness that just doesn't wash off. I'm talking rape victim dirty.

There's a few jobs out there for people who went to college that have no real skills. HR/Teachers/Inside Sales/Financial Advisors have got to be the worst.

Wasn't that in Hitchhiker's Guide? How when the revolution comes, HR is the first with their backs against the walls?

And no offense, but saying you work for a Fortune 100 company isn't a great feat. RUNNING one may be. My girlfriend doesn't get all excited working a night shift at Starbucks because it's one of the best rated Fortune 100 companies to work for.

I'm ready for retirement.



-Steve

[AWD 4TW]

How did we go from CS hax to satanpezs life story

[satanpez]

BECAUSE I JUST READ THE WHOLE THREAD AT ONCE.

I'm sorry you have a short attention span. I have shit to do.

The fuck do I care about Counterstrike or Magic? I was never that type of dork.

-Steve

[AWD 4TW]

BECAUSE I JUST READ THE WHOLE THREAD AT ONCE.

I'm sorry you have a short attention span. I have shit to do.

The fuck do I care about Counterstrike or Magic? I was never that type of dork.

-Steve

I cast lvl.9 shut the fuck up on you.

[gtluke]

steve is the biggest dork of all times. this is coming from a guy that plays magic, and counterstrike, AND i have a whole file cabinet full of D&D books in my office.
take it from me, steve wins in the nerd/dork showdown.

[satanpez]

Right.

-Steve

[gtluke]

rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

[BigT]

Direct correlation between shitty hair and having a long term girlfriend.

And HR? Shit. I did that for 3 days while temping. I'd take a 10 year prison stay over a 30 year career as that shit.

Stupid corporate jobs like that suck. Good pay? Cubicle life is the suck. You get a feeling of dirtyness that just doesn't wash off. I'm talking rape victim dirty.

There's a few jobs out there for people who went to college that have no real skills. HR/Teachers/Inside Sales/Financial Advisors have got to be the worst.

Wasn't that in Hitchhiker's Guide? How when the revolution comes, HR is the first with their backs against the walls?

And no offense, but saying you work for a Fortune 100 company isn't a great feat. RUNNING one may be. My girlfriend doesn't get all excited working a night shift at Starbucks because it's one of the best rated Fortune 100 companies to work for.

I'm ready for retirement.



-Steve


Sheesh, dude. This thread is supposed to be a joke. Way to hurt my feelings. :(

[Utah Joe]

rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

he was busy checking her feces for fiber.

[Nate Crisman]

rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

he was busy checking her feces for fiber.

does rich do this the old fashioned way:

Eat the feces and see if it binds you up? :lol:

[iboostdoyou]

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[NJGSX96]

rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

Rich was a raging alcoholic on Saturday and spent almost all of Sunday in a fetal position. When I wasn't in the fetal position, I was crapping, puking or both. I was told I had a good time on Saturday though so I guess it was almost worth it... not!

[NJGSX96]

[quote=gtluke]rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

he was busy checking her feces for fiber.

does rich do this the old fashioned way:

Eat the feces and see if it binds you up? :lol:[/quote:13hxzcow]

No, I pick up the poop with a plastic bag and then examine. Most of the time I get some weird looks.

[Utah Joe]

rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

Rich was a raging alcoholic on Saturday and spent almost all of Sunday in a fetal position. When I wasn't in the fetal position, I was crapping, puking or both. I was told I had a good time on Saturday though so I guess it was almost worth it... not!

Two weeks in a row you are getting fucked up huh? Might be time for a meeting.

[Nate Crisman]

rich is no longer cool
he blew me off today

*unless stella got sick again

:P

Rich was a raging alcoholic on Saturday and spent almost all of Sunday in a fetal position. When I wasn't in the fetal position, I was crapping, puking or both. I was told I had a good time on Saturday though so I guess it was almost worth it... not!

Two weeks in a row you are getting fucked up huh? Might be time for a meeting.

Yeah really, we need to know where this is happening, meet up there, and join in the festivities. I haven't been fucked up in a while, Im starting to seriously miss alcohol consumtion.

[gtluke]

i take back everything i said abou rich.
he let me store my shit in his garage, took me to jose tejas for dinner and even let my gf take a shit in dawn's maxima.
<3 richard

[Utah Joe]

i take back everything i said abou rich.
he let me store my shit in his garage, took me to jose tejas for dinner and even let my gf take a shit in dawn's maxima.
<3 richard

rich rules!!!!!

[Hinz]

I just fucking found this thread. I laughed so hard i thought i was gonna get fired.

[poopiegeorge]

this is amazing haha.

just for the record i worked for a fortune 100 or some shit made like i duno...close to 60k,
worked 3 days a week and snowboarded in vermont the other four,
had a turbo awd eclipse + + + this and that, and another one, and a truck.

fast forward a bit: i've since sold off the cars, the truck only gets worked on when it compromises its ability to function as a transporter, and i make ten bucks an hour working for a company that has under ten employees...

and i get laid more now than i ever have, and prolly more than anyone here ;)

except for rich, cuz he's got a shiny bald head, a gangsta limp, and a low-tuss